Super Spring Forward Day,Starting MAY 1, 2016

A member of Congress has just penned a bill to spring the clocks further an extra hour strating next year in 2016. Basically since days are longer, big business wants to make good use of the sunlight to increase business worker productivity. HR.2016l5G718 Spring into Action Bill has nearly unanimous support. This bill will ensure that workers get up one hour before it's daybreak. A bipartisan task force concluded that workers should be held to the standard that workers should be working from "dusk to dawn". Steve Graham, an expert on labor affairs, said, "workers should arrive at work while is still dark, since workers sleeping in while the sun is three hand lengths above the horizon is an abomination and leads to slacking and has negative effects on workplace morale. We need to maintain our first place ranking in the worker marketplace." If this bill passes all workers should be prepared to set their clocks further forward an extra hour on May 1st, then on the day after Labor Day will workers will be able too fall back one hour for regular daylight savings time.

Smunny Days

When the moon and sun shine together during the day. This leads to the term Smoon Shine, when both Sun and Moon shine on Earth.

Synchroference

Interference + Synchronicity = makes a new word. This happens when two or more things happen at the same time that blocks a due event. An example of this is when, the UPS man came into the store and asked if anything needed to be picked up, but at that moment the cashier said, "No, we don't". But the cashier was talking to a customer if they had a particular type of film. The UPS guy then ran out of the store since they are always inarush to meet their time quota. But before the cashier could turn to the UPS guy he was gone. Infact there was an important package to pick up. Just then, the store manager walks by and asked the cashier if the important package was picked up. But it wasn't so the red faced impatient over stressed manager wrote up the cashier and ducted her pay. So in this case, a synchroferant event took place when UPS guy accidentally heard a message that was not for him. If only the manager didn't take his smoking break, he would have been there to catch the speedy UPS man.

The Ceres Sand Dollar, Crater

Vesta may have a snowman, indicating a winter theme. But Ceres has an opposite summer themed landmark - the "Sand Dollar". This is a feature is on planet just beyond Mars, Ceres - the hidden planet.

MECHRAUNIK PROONUNSEEASHUN AND THE WEENGMAN

Just as the world has fallen inline with the Metric System, lets jump ahead of the sheep and start using Mechraunik Proonunseeashun and spelling guides to cut to the front.  All young ones want this to happen, only the wicked old weeds can not move.

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Who Was The First Female President?

Which US state was the first female American president born in? Answer Illinois via Janet Jagan who became the president 9th Guyana in 1997.