The Ruin of Skywalker

Heronova, get it? Hero-Nova VA Villan-nova

Molecules get Rejuiced! Not Reduced

When atoms gain electrons we say they are reduced?  Like really?  Reduced conveys less, but in reality they gain?  Expanded would have been a better choice.  Instead just think REJUICED!  They got a little extra eletron juice, as they are juiced up.

An Island for Every Nation in Antarctica

Every nation deserves to claim one of the hundreds of of Antarctic Islands.  There are more than enough habitable islands for each nation and semi-nation to colonize.

Sobjective Reality

Something like Bush's "fuzzy logic" that is partially objective and a little bit of subjective realities.

Fargma - farts before they are born

As lava is lava, before lava exits the Earth we call it magma.  Consequently before a fart is released into the atmosphere, it too should have a name : FARGMA.

Example:  I need to go to they bathroom because I have fargma brewing in my lower butt.

Go Do A Number 3

Doing a number three is breaking wind.  The number 3 even looks like a derriere.

3~

Example: Dad blamed the number 3 on the dog!


Doing a number 2 is solid waste.
Doing a number 1 is water waste.

Water = A Number 1
Earth = A Number 2
Air = A Number 3
Fire = A Number 4

Only women can do #4s until thier mid 50s.