Star Wars Episode VII - Parody Titles

Alternate names for Star Wars - Episode VII : The Jar Jar Fart Awakens the Dead.  JJ will surely do a fine job on the new Star Wars movie.  He can not capture the original flavor or feeling, but he will certainly put on a good fireworks show.  It may or may not hit hard, but has potential to seem cheesy. 

This parody Star Wars title is for Republicans. 

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The Trump Taj Mahal Ticket

Another "Trump Taj Mahal Ticket" that utilizes the blue Hillary arrow but in the opposite direction. 

What is the Largest Internal State, without an international border?

Fun Trivia of 50 States:

Which state is the largest internal state, without an international border.  Basically the state with the biggest guts!

Answer: Nevada!

Trump Haley 2016 Bumper Sticker

The balanced ticket for Trump would include the current Governor of South Carolina, Nikki Haley.  Governor Haley's ancestors originally came from India.  This balances the ticket with a Republican Southerner - who is also female and an Asian minority.  

This is the winning "Trump Taj Mahal Ticket" that can trump the opposition.  


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Harvest is an Icky Medical Word

Why do doctors insist on using harvest for transplanting organs. Harvest has a farming and eating connotation. So when surgeons Harvest organs it sounds very wierd. Why not use requsition, redact, take out, or transposition? Harvest should be reserved for agriculture. Unless they are indeed farming poor stupid humans for rich folk?

September 22, a New Holiday?

Another drinker's holiday? You should chug your drink at 9:22pm because that's a lawman's code for enjoying fungal excrement in an illegal manner. Move over April 20, Cinco de Mayo, and St. Patrick's Day! One free drink at 9:22pm! Celebrate by dressing up as one of the characters from the smash hit show Cheers from the 1980s! Or any of the wack job people found in those funky drinking commercials. Wasssaaaaaaaaaaaup!!!!!

Symbol for 2003 AZ84 or 208996 Plutino - Dwarf Planet Eleos

Another member of the Pluto family known as a Plutino.  Eleos is a small planet that orbits the sun every 247 Years.  The symbol is similar to Pluto but it is a complete sphere or disc.  Eleos was the Goddess of Pity, Mercy, and Compassion.