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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

FIT VIKKI WITH MILK — An Essential Amino Acid Mnemonic

Are you trying to remember which amino acids are essential.  Just remember this...

FIT VIKKI WITH MILK

Each letter represents an amino acid, via is single letter symbol:

F is for Phenylalanine
I is for Isoluecine
T is for Theronine
V is for Valine
K is for Lysine
W is for Tryptophan
H is for Histidine
M is for Methionine
L is for Leucine 

Sunday, November 17, 2019

Saturday, October 12, 2019

The Rate of Skywalker


The Rate of Skywalker or rather the R@Þe of Skywalker is a parody movie about how a charmed hero of the story is dragged into the mud and then has his or her head put on a spike.

Sunday, October 6, 2019

Osmosis Jones meets Cells at Work! はたらく細胞




Platelete - Thrombocyte Protest for Recognition as Cells

Plateletes or Thrombocytes are cells!  They have a outer cell membrane, working mitochondria, ER, ribosomes, cytoplasm, and other organelles.  They are metabollically active.  Pieces of cell?  So rude, we are cells! Hey hey, ho ho, get used to it. 






Saturday, October 5, 2019

Friday, October 4, 2019

Cytobudding - Another form of Cell Division by Megakaryocytes

Platelets are cells!  The are created not by mitosis, not by meiosis, not by binary fission, but rather by process called cytobudding.

Platelets have an outer cell membrane, have active mitochondria, and a wee bit of cytoplasm.  But no nucleus, like red blood cells.  This makes their cellular N number 0N, yep that's right "zero-N."  However, they do have a wee bit of genetic information, that which is found in the mitochondria!  These wee cells even have to ability to move on their own will and can have been known to take down a bacteria or two.  So the new term presented here is: "Cytobudding."  A special kind of semi-asexual reproduction that occurs with Megakaryocytes in your bone marrow.

The summarize they there are three types of cell division in the healthy human body: mitosis (asexual), meiosis (sexual), and cytobudding (semi-asexual).


Potential names for this process:  Fractional-Fission, Cymitosis, Anuclear Cytokinesis, Buddikinesis, Spudyekinesis, Pseudo-Cytomitosis????


Saturday, September 21, 2019

Zoe Muppet Pro-Trump


Gobo Fraggle Endorses Trump 2020


Syracuse Pro-Trump Alumni



Syracuse Republicans


Syracuse University Endorses Trump 2020


Phelma Endorses Trump 2020


Scooter Muppet Endorses Trump 2020


Janice Muppet of Electric Mayhem Endorses Trump 2020


The device issue of politics has hit the Muppets.  The band Electric Mayhem is bitterly divided over the 2020 election.  Janice has came out as a supporter of Trump and the other members have refused to put on anymore shows.  Is this the end for Electric Mayhem?  Only time will tell.

Orange M&M Endorses Trump 2020


The Orange M&M has endorsed Trump for 2020, but the other colors have protested.  A petition to stop the production of orange colored M&Ms has gained 20,000 signatures.  A spokeswoman for M&M has declined to comment.

Clyde or Ppkey Endorses Trump 2020


Q*bert & Clyde Endorse Trump 2020


Ernie Endorses Trump 2020 - Orange Man Good Campaign


Garfield & Heathcliff the Cats Endorse Trump 2020


The Lorax Endorses Trump


Marvel's the Thing Endorses Trump 2020


Oompa Loompa Party Endorses Trump 2020


Saturday, September 14, 2019

Fenylalanine - Updated spelling for Phenylalanine

Qiglutamine - New PC Spelling for Glutamine

Witryptophan - fun new spelling for Tryptophan

Yttyrosine - new spelling for Tyrosine

Uselenocystine - the Science Spelling of Selenocystine

Nasparagine - Upgraded Spelling of Asparagine

You can say the silent N or not.

Rarginine - New Spelling for Arginine

That's a silent science R!

Klysine - Nick Name of Lysine

Eglutamic Acid - PC name for Glutamic Acid

Eglutamic Acid is the gender neutral version name of Glutamic Acid.

Daspartic Acid - Nick Name for Aspartic Acid

Aaspartic acid's politically correct name is Daspartic acid.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Three Actors who can SLoW DoWn the SpAce TiME

If Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, and Ethan Hawke were ever to make a 2 hour movie, it would seem like 8 hours long.  These are amazing actors, who can slow down space time.



Sunday, April 28, 2019

Molecules get Rejuiced! Not Reduced

When atoms gain electrons we say they are reduced?  Like really?  Reduced conveys less, but in reality they gain?  Expanded would have been a better choice.  Instead just think REJUICED!  They got a little extra eletron juice, as they are juiced up.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

An Island for Every Nation in Antarctica

Every nation deserves to claim one of the hundreds of of Antarctic Islands.  There are more than enough habitable islands for each nation and semi-nation to colonize.

Friday, March 29, 2019

Sobjective Reality

Something like Bush's "fuzzy logic" that is partially objective and a little bit of subjective realities.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Fargma - farts before they are born

As lava is lava, before lava exits the Earth we call it magma.  Consequently before a fart is released into the atmosphere, it too should have a name : FARGMA.

Example:  I need to go to they bathroom because I have fargma brewing in my lower butt.

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Go Do A Number 3

Doing a number three is breaking wind.  The number 3 even looks like a derriere.

3~

Example: Dad blamed the number 3 on the dog!


Doing a number 2 is solid waste.
Doing a number 1 is water waste.

Water = A Number 1
Earth = A Number 2
Air = A Number 3
Fire = A Number 4

Only women can do #4s until thier mid 50s.