Sobjective Reality

Something like Bush's "fuzzy logic" that is partially objective and a little bit of subjective realities.

Fargma - farts before they are born

As lava is lava, before lava exits the Earth we call it magma.  Consequently before a fart is released into the atmosphere, it too should have a name : FARGMA.

Example:  I need to go to they bathroom because I have fargma brewing in my lower butt.