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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

New names for American Football

Man War Ball, Wrestlemania Ball, Feetball, Smash Ball, Ram Ball, Tackle Ball....because football is less than accurate. And soccer should be called football or leg ball.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Shadospitill - new word

A new word - sniglet - when people follow a rope and rattle off an extra fact that is not requested. When many people mention Elbridge Gerry, they act like Sheldon Cooper and tell you the origin of gerrymandered. Although. Nobody asked to know about it the person has an automatic urge to tell everyone about it.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

The Oldest Living Biological Memory

The 'Oldest Living Biological Memory' is based upon the oldest living person and whose mother had a later in life pregnancy.  Although this person is not the officially born oldest, speaking from a biological cellular point of view, their cell may have formed on this planet much earlier than the oldest person on the planet.

We do not know who has the 'Oldest Living Biological Memory' but famous contenders for this title include: Stan Lee, Louise Ranier or Kirk Douglas.  It is possible that the man on the five dollar bill was president when their first cell formed,  and that president would have been Abraham Lincoln.

Improbably, but not impossible.  Certainly someone on this planet had their first cell form during the Lincoln Administration.

The Echo of Community Biological Memory - Equation

The 'Echo of the Oldest Communal Biological Memory' is based upon two variables: 'the oldest record of a person' plus the age of the 'oldest woman to have a child.'

Right now this equation, approximately, puts our communal oldest living memory from 180 years ago, using the 120 years as the oldest person and 60 as the oldest mother to give birth naturally.

Thus the echo of cellular memory reaches back to when Andrew Jackson was the US President and Abraham Lincoln was in his 20s, King William the IV was King of England, Russia was ruled by Czar Nicholas the I, and emperor's ruled the earth.  In 1834 Emperor Ninko ruled Japan, China was ruled by Emperor Daoguang, and Mahmud II was the Sultan of three continents.

Cellular Genearation Defined

Usually to be considered a part of another person's generation you have to be born within a 12 year time window of that person, more or less.  But the formation of the egg a person 'hatched' out of is a factor to consider.

Remember that all the eggs a woman carries in her life form a few months before she is born.  What this means is that a Millennial, Generation X, and Baby Boomer may be from different generations but they can be of the same cellular generation. 

If their mothers were born in the same month and year, then that means all of their first cells formed at nearly the same time of the year.
Perhaps the oldest most famous example is the King of Siam/Thailand and the Queen of England/Great Britain.  Both of their eggs formed in the year 1900.  Coincidentally both their first cells are at zero points of genesis.

Biological Genearation - defined

What specifically is the dividing line of a generation?  Most people use cultural moments in history.  If you can remember Pearl Harbor, JFK getting shot, the Landing of the Moon, before the Internet, etc... as dividing lines to a generation.

It is very liquid and non-specific kind of marker and not always fixed.  Thus anyone born before the 1980s can remember growing up before the Internet.  People born in between 1984 and 1894 are all a part of the B.T.I generation - Before the Internet.

Some people use the average length of childhood to mark a generation.  Basically if another person was not able to have been your father or mother; and you were not able to have been their mother or father; then that person is a part of your generation.

With that biological definition of generation, a person born approximately 12 years older or younger is a part of your 'Biological Generation.'

If you were born in between 1948 to 1973 then you are a part of Barack Obama's Biological Generation
If you were born in between 1918 to 1943 then you are a part of Will Shatner's Biological Generation
If you were born in between 1982 to 2007 then you are a part of Justin Beiber's Biological Generation
If you were born in between 1938 to 1952 then you are a part of John Lennin's Biological Generation

....whichever generation you fit into, that means that man could not have been your father, nor could you have been their father or mother.  

'Cellular Time Twins' - brothers and sisters of the same mother

Reason being the first cells to compose their body formed at the same time.  As long as they have the same mother, it does not matter who their father is, their first cells to arrive on planet earth come into existence at nearly the same time.  Although you have a brother or sister who is 20 years younger, if you have the same mom, your cell line is the same age.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

'Twisted Time-Twins'

A new word/concept related to a juxtaposition of birth order. When two people are closely related by a particular criteria - usually marriage, work, or other association and have two different genesis orders. One is born after the other from the womb, yet the younger's first cell is older than the other. Examples include: Bill Clinton/Hillary Clinton, Leonard Nimoy/William Shatner, Barack Obama/Michelle Obama, David Letterman/Jay Leno, and Jimmy Carter/George H Bush.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Leonard Nimoy will turn 109, while William Shatner will turn 106 this year!

How? Because the first cell that became Leonard Nimoy appeared in this galaxy in the year 1905.  What so special about 1905?  That was the year his mother (Dora Spinner 1905-1987) was born, subsequently the first distinct cell of Spock, oops I mean Leonard Nimoy, to exist appeared under President Teddy Roosevelt.

While William Shatner will turn 106 due to the same reasoning.  The first cell that became the corporeal body of the destined to be famous Captain Kirk, formed in this solar system in the year 1908.  Although this cell (egg) would have to wait 23 years when the other half joined it and became William Shatner.  Thus Shatner was born under Canadian Prime Minister Wilfrid Laurier.

The groovy twist is that by conventional means William Shatner is older than Leonary Nimoy by four days, since they were both born in 1931.  However measured from a cellular level, Nimoy is three years older than Shatner!

How is that for a fun Star Trek Fact!!!

Sounds like science fiction?  Nope, it's science fact!

But every once and a while, using the cellular point of view, it happens every so often that a father is younger than his children.

How?  The simple rule is: if you are a man and your mother is younger than your wife, then all your children from your older than mom wife are older than you, on a cellular level.

Max von Sydow will turn 122 this year

Because the first cell that was to become Max von Sydow appeared on Earth in the year 1892, when Benjamin Harrison was elected president.

Angela Lansbury will turn 119 this year

From a cellular point of view, that is.  The first cell that was to compose the body of Angela Lansbury appeared on our planet in the year 1895 during the reign of Queen Victoria, under then US President Grover Cleveland. 

This is due to the fact that her mother Monya Macgill was born in 1895

Dick van Dyke

Mother was born in 1896, thus the first cell of Dick Van Dyke appeared on earth 1896.  That means that the body of Dick Van Dyke has lived in three centuries - the 1800s, the 1900s, and the 2000s.

The cell line of Dick Van Dyke will turn 118 this year.

Shirley Temple will turn 121 in the year 2014

When you factor in a biological factor.  What factor?  The fact that the first cell to become a new human appears on planet earth within the womb of an unborn, mother to be.  Basically Shirley Temple's mother was born July 15, 1893.  Subsequently we can estimate when the first cell to become our famous Shirley Temple arrived in this universe - about five months before Shirley Temple's mom. 

Therefore the first cell which became Shirley formed during the either Grover Cleveland or Benjamin Harrison Administration.  Believe it or not!

Don Rickles will turn 113 in the year 2014

Because his mother was born in 1901, thus Mr. Tickles, oops I mean Don Rickles first cell on earth appeared in 1901 as well.

The Current Emperor of Japan Akihito was born during the Reign of Emperor Meiji

Speaking of course from a strict biological perspective.  The first cell of a new human that is different from the parental generation appears when the mother, destined to be, is still in the womb.

Therefore, the first biological cell of the current Emperor of Japan - Akihito - appeared most likely in 1902.  Reason being, because his mother, Empress Kojun, was born in March 6, 1903 when Teddy Roosevelt was President. 

Remember that after three to four months after fertilization, and if the embryo is female, the eggs of the next generation appear before birth. 

What this means in the big picture, from a cellular point of view, Akihito was born during the Year of the Tiger.  Also note the Emperor of Japan in 1902/1903 was Emperor Meiji.

Think about that!  


A whole number ratio kite that is reflective of pythgorus' theorem. A four sided kite when split down the longer middle makes two pathapazoids. The most basic Kitrazoid has a 3-3-4-4 ratio perimeter, with the long diagonal from the 3-3 corner to the 4-4 corner being 5.

Another has a whole number ratio of 5-5-11-11, with the long diagonal from the 5-5 to 11-11 corner being 13.

Essentially a Kitrazoid belongs in the 'Right Kite' family of quadrilaterals, but the difference is that the perimeter is a whole number ratio of numbers.

Thus a Kirtazoid is a kind of magical real number ratio object.   The sides of a quadrilateral are usually ignored, only the square and rhombus get special attention because their sides are an equal ratio of 1:1:1:1.  

Monday, January 6, 2014

David Letterman will turn 93 in 2014, while Jay Leno will hit 103

Biologically speaking from a cellular level. Funny thing is his 'rival' Jay Leno will turn 103 from this perspective.

To review, the first cell that becomes a new human appears within the womb of the womb of the maternal grandmother.  Jay Leno's mother is was born in 1911, while David Letterman's mom was born in 1921.

By conventional means David Letterman is older than Jay Leno by three years.  Dave was born in 1947 but Jay was born in 1950.  But Jay's egg formed 10 years before Dave.  Wierd but true!

The Oldest British Royal of the House of Peers is Geoffery Alexander Rowley-Conwy 9th Baron Langford

This gentleman will turn from a biological point of view 134 years old this year in 2014.  Reason being the first cell that becomes a human forms when it is still in the womb of the maternal grandmother. 

Thus the cell to become Geoffery Alexander Rowley-Conwy 9th Baron Langford was created during the rein of Queen Victoria.  Reason being his mother, Bertha Gabrielle Cochran Justice of the Peace, was born in the year 1880.  Subsequently his royal egg formed in 1880 under most likely Prime Minster Benjamin Disraeli or William Gladstone.

Nancy Reagan is over 120 years old!

Speaking from a cellular perspective, that is! 

The first cell distinct from the parent to offspring, appears while a fetus is in the womb.  Since Nancy Reagan's mother was born on July 16, 1888 there is no doubt the egg that the former first lady came out of formed in the year 1888.  Nancy Reagan's mother, Edith Luckett Davish, was born under present Grover Cleveland.  Thus Nancy Reagan's first cell appeared on our planet sometime in the early spring of 1888. 

What this means is, that Nancy Reagan on one biological level will turn 126 years old in the year 2014!!

No joke!

Who is older Bill Clinton or Hillary Clinton?

From a factual biological level, Hillary Rodham Clinton is much older than William Jefferson Blythe III.  This fact is due to the biological phenomena of the egg forming within the womb of the fetus before it is born.

Thus Hillary will turn  95 years old in 2014, since her mother, Dorthy Howell Rodham, was born in 1919.  Bill will only turn 91, since his mother, Virginia Clinton Kelly, was born in 1923. 

By normal convention Bill Clinton is older than Hillary by one year, yet by cellular convention Hillary is older than Bill by four years.

It's rare, but every so often a senior girl in high school will date a freshman.   

And even stranger fact if you are a woman, and your husband's mother is younger than yourself, and you have children with this man - that means the children are older than their father.  Speaking of course from a cellular point of view.

The Oldest President is Jimmy Carter....

George H. Bush you might think?  Yes and no, it depends on what you define as the birth date.

When you factor in some slightly obscure biological information.  From a cellular point of view Jimmy Carter's first cell appeared sometime in the spring of 1898.  Reason being, that is when his mother was born and a when a woman is still in the womb, the first cells of the next generation also appear as eggs.

Thus from a cellular point of view in the year 2014 James Carter will turn 116 years old...
George H. Bush will turn 113 years old...
Bill Clinton will turn 91 years old...
George W. Bush will turn 89 years old...

Neat thing is that by conventional means, George H. Bush is older than Jimmy Carter by five months, since both former one term presidents were born in 1924.  However, Jimmy Carter is three years older on a cellular level.

By amazing coincidence, George W. Bush is older than Bill Clinton by one month on a conventional definition.  Both two term presidents were born in 1946.  However, Bill Clinton is two years older than the younger Bush on a cellular level.

Just for kicks - Ronald Reagan was biologically born on a cellular level under President Chester Allen Arthur in 1883.  This was before Dr. Pepper was invented.   Dr. Pepper was invented in 1885. 

Queen Elizabeth the II will turn 114 this year in 2014

From a biological cellular level, the first cell of Queen Elizabeth to manifest in this cosmos, appeared in the year 1900.   This is due to the fact her mother was born in 1900.  It is hard to say exactly when, but current reigning Queen Alexandra Mary Elizabeth II will turn 114 years in 2014.

The neat thing is that the King of Siam, Bhumibol Adulyadej, is Queen Elizabeth's Cellular Temporal Siamese Twin.  Reason being both of these first of Royal Cells arrived on planet Earth in the same year - 1900.  King Bhumibol Adulyadej's mother, Srinagarindra, was born in 1900.   Note that Queen Elizabeth is a few months older.

 Also note Joan Rivers is also a part of the group, since her mother Meyer C. Molinsky was born December 7, 1900. 

Gallon Gal

Gallon Gal is essentially Gallon man but a girl with a ten gallon hat.

Zsa Zsa Gabor will turn 118 years old in 2014

Biologically speaking on a cellular level, because the first cell to become a person forms inside ones maternal grandmother. Zsa Zsa's mom was born in 1896.

Biologically Speaking Betty White is over 100 years old right now in 2014

The first cell to become Betty White arrived on planet earth at least 10 years before she was born!

Since her mother, Tess White, was born in 1899 that means that Betty White will turn 115 years old this year.

Why!? Because the first cell to become a new human appears in the mothers womb, while mom is her mothers womb.  Strange but true. 


Even stranger!  There are times when the cells of the children may be older than the fathers cells.  This happens if a woman has children with a man, whose mothers is younger than herself.   

Biologically Speaking Beonce will turn 60 this year in 2014

This a based on scientific fact, the fact that the first cell to become a person forms a few months before a girl is born.  Her mother was born in 1954, thus on a cellular level Beonce will turn 60 in 2014.

Biologically Speaking Oprah Winfrey will turn 78 years old this year!

Since here mother, Vernita Lee, was born in 1935. 

Biologically Speaking on a cellular level - Justin Beiber is 37 years old

Because...his mother was born in 1976!

Speaking from a cellular point of view he was born under the Year of the Dragon! 

George Washington's first cell was created in 1708

So in cellular years, the first President of the United States lived 91 years.  Why?  Because the first cell that becomes a person forms in the maternal grandmothers womb.
Basically when George Washington's mother (Mary Ball Washington) was in the womb of her mother in 1708, the egg of Washington appeared in this universe. 

Thus, when George Washington's maternal grandmother was pregnant with Mary Ball Washington, the first cell of George Washington appeared, oddly as it may sound inside of Grandma. 

That is why pregnant women are so magical, they carry the next and 'next next' generation - about five months after they get prego. 

The first cell of Barack Obama was created in 1942

This is due to the fact that all the eggs a woman carries form while still in the womb.  Since Barack Hussein Obama's mother was born on November 29, 1942, our current president's first biological cell distinct from the parental generation was created some time in the Spring or Summer of 1942.

Although Obama was born in 1961 under the Year of the Ox, his first cell was created under the Year of the Horse.  So it seems that in 2014 Obama will get some positive feminine energy or something like that when the Year of the Horse officially starts next month!

Here is the really neat part in relation to his wife - Michelle Obama, the current first lady of the United States of America.  Although she is officially three years younger - she was born three years afterwards in 1964 - Michelle Obama's first cell arrived on planet earth before Barack Obama's first cell.

(PAUSE- you'll probably have to read this a few times)

That's right Michelle Obama, biologically speaking on a cellular level, is five years older than her husband - Barack H. Obama!  Michell's mother was born in 1937

Odd, but true.....So you may be thinking, 'When was my first cell created?'  The answer is most likely three to four months before your mother was born, and that is a scientific fact. 

Long story short - cellularly speaking Barack Obama will turn 72 this year while Michelle Obama will turn 77.

The First Cell of Benjamin Franklin was created in 1667

Believe it or not, the first cell that became you was created a few months before your mother was born.  Since Benjamin Franklin's mother was born on August 15, 1667.  It is a scientific fact that the egg that Mr. Franklin 'hatched' out of formed upon this earth sometime in the Late Winter/Early Spring of 1667.   What this means is that Benjamin Franklin's first cell was created under the Year of the Sheep/Goat.

Interesting side note is that Charles the II was the reigning King of the American Colonies.  And Mr. Franklin's adopted colony of Pennsylvania was yet to be created, as this area was a still part of the Dutch Empire in 1667. 

Given this perspective, Benjamin Franklin lived for 123 years.