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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Trigger on X-Box is on the wrong finger

And why don't they have buttons for the ring and pinky? The 1990s are over. Buttons for each finger please, I feel like I'm in the stone age. Same for the PlayStation!

Big Island - Hawaii - needs a new name

Hawaii is redundant and big island is too basic. 1.Ohaii. (oh ha ee) 2. Hagrandi (ha grand dee) 3. Obigii (oh big ee) 4. Hawaii'i (Hawaii ee) 5.Ha'isle 6. Hogrande 7. Waha'ii 8. Owahii

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The Omega Time Zone

Let's add one more time zone for the region of Alaska that is East of the International Date Line and include Howland and Baker Island in it. It will give the US the last word of each day. Minus 13 hours GMT

Friday, March 23, 2012

Thursday, March 22, 2012


A schmalaxy is a heavenly body that orbits a galaxy yet does not qualify as a galaxy. Examples of our Milky Way Schmalaxies are: Canis Major Dwarf, Large Magellanic Cloud, Booted Dwarf, Virgo Stellar Stream, and Omega Centauri. You can think of them as being moons of a galaxy. One of our nearest foreign Schmalaxies is Andromeda II which is gravitationally bound to Andromeda. The neat thing about this alien non-Milkian Schmalaxy is that it is closer to us than our own Leo A Schmalaxy.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Saturday, March 17, 2012

1 million dollar idea - chocolate rabbit turds for Easter

For ages 9 to 25.

The Today, Tomorrow, Yesterday Hour

It's actually 2 hours long. GMT 10am to 12pm. Due to Kiribati's jump the gun 2+ time zones.

In 2054 Roman and Greek Orthodox Churches will Reunite

Best chance yet!

A day on Earth lasts 50 hours

Officially speaking a day on Earth lasts 50 hours when you take into consideration of time zones. The catch is that for a single time zone it only lasts 24 hours. And that there is an overlap of time zones. In fact for a short two hours each day on Earth it is simultaneously today, tomorrow, and yesterday. The nation of Kiribati stretches the range of time zones an extra 2 hours - giving the Earth a total range of 26 hours. Time is a relative thing of course. What this means is that somewhere on earth chances are your birthday has a little wiggle room.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Chevy Chase can replace Bill Murray for Ghostbusters 3

We love Bill, but he'd rather be golfing. Make Ghostbusters III without him. But try to write the script where you can later edit or CGI him in? But if not Mr. Murray then Chevy Chase!

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Monday, March 5, 2012