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Almost normal - new word - NERMAL

Row row row your boat like Greeks

Because if you pee in it like Romans, you'll sink the boat.

Phillps Head simplified

Plus or minus! Human nature likes to complicate or code information like a snob. If you refer to this type of lingo you'll never get confused.

Where are the Apples at Applebee's?

Sliced apples with honey? Free sweet apples with cinnamon? Why doesn't Applebee's run on the healthy apple theme? Duh....

Hispanic Decoded

What is Hispanic?  Why are labels so hard to place on 'Latinos?'

Answer: The elements of a persons ethnic egoic identity are tied four elements which are distinct but hard to articulate because people can get touchy.  There are four main points to the 'ethnic-ego' that people can have pride in. 

Element 1(WATER): Native Natural Language spoken when relaxed and when dreaming
Element 2(AIR): Religion
Element 3(EARTH): Ethnic-DNA blood line
Element 4(FIRE): Nationality-Citizenship

Think of it like this --- people who speak English are "Anglito."  Thus most Canadaians, Americans, and Texans, Aussies and Scottish are Anglito.  But Aussies and Americans come in a variety of colours. President Obama is Anglito yet his blood ethnic is mixed African and European heritages. 

South America is mostly Latino but North America is mostly Anglito.  Brazil is Porgito as they are in Mozambique and East Timor.

People in Quebec are thus Frangito as they are in New Caledonia and much of West Africa.