The Star Wars "Midiquilfians"

Just as their are Star Wars prequels there are the theoretical episodes in between episode VI and VII.  This lends a new term besides prequels.   After this new trilogy computers were be able to create "Middle Prequel Fill In Episodes to watch How the Force is Forgotten, and then "Awaken" 30 years later. 

Episode 6&1/3 the Force Goes Vacation
Episode 6&1/2 Luke Screws Up Big Time
Episode 6&3/4 The Force Fall Asleep 
Episode 6&7/8 Rise of 1st Order while the New Republic Bickers over Government Spending

Gracing Nixon - New Political Manuever

Gracing Nixon is an optional move for the out going president to resign voulntarily, so that the vice president gets an opportunity to be president for at least one day.

For example Bush W. could have resigned 2 days before the end of his term to give Nebraska their first president; or Bush H. could have resigned to give Indiana their first president with Mr. Quayle.

Likewise if Clinton would have pulled a "Gracing Nixon" then Washington DC would have had their first president as Al Gore was born in DC.

The public is aware that the vice president is the "safety back up president." Perhaps a gentleman's agreement to limit the number of executive orders the "Graced Nixon VP to President" can make when the outgoing president gives the reins to the VP for a limited token amount of time. Imagine President Biden for 48hrs, the sense of trust and sharing would be contagious.

Neutronic-Proton Gamma Ray Quantum Resequencer

What does it do? Turns lead into gold.

Oh I wish I could go back to the 1990s!

It was a time when trolls and haters were just ignored and posting crap on the internet was of no consequence.



Unless you were breaking real laws, all the other bs was ignored. 

Star Wars Episode VII - Parody Titles

Alternate names for Star Wars - Episode VII : The Jar Jar Fart Awakens the Dead.  JJ will surely do a fine job on the new Star Wars movie.  He can not capture the original flavor or feeling, but he will certainly put on a good fireworks show.  It may or may not hit hard, but has potential to seem cheesy. 

This parody Star Wars title is for Republicans. 

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The Trump Taj Mahal Ticket

Another "Trump Taj Mahal Ticket" that utilizes the blue Hillary arrow but in the opposite direction. 

What is the Largest Internal State, without an international border?

Fun Trivia of 50 States:

Which state is the largest internal state, without an international border.  Basically the state with the biggest guts!

Answer: Nevada!

Trump Haley 2016 Bumper Sticker

The balanced ticket for Trump would include the current Governor of South Carolina, Nikki Haley.  Governor Haley's ancestors originally came from India.  This balances the ticket with a Republican Southerner - who is also female and an Asian minority.  

This is the winning "Trump Taj Mahal Ticket" that can trump the opposition.  


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Harvest is an Icky Medical Word

Why do doctors insist on using harvest for transplanting organs. Harvest has a farming and eating connotation. So when surgeons Harvest organs it sounds very wierd. Why not use requsition, redact, take out, or transposition? Harvest should be reserved for agriculture. Unless they are indeed farming poor stupid humans for rich folk?

September 22, a New Holiday?

Another drinker's holiday? You should chug your drink at 9:22pm because that's a lawman's code for enjoying fungal excrement in an illegal manner. Move over April 20, Cinco de Mayo, and St. Patrick's Day! One free drink at 9:22pm! Celebrate by dressing up as one of the characters from the smash hit show Cheers from the 1980s! Or any of the wack job people found in those funky drinking commercials. Wasssaaaaaaaaaaaup!!!!!

Symbol for 2003 AZ84 or 208996 Plutino - Dwarf Planet Eleos

Another member of the Pluto family known as a Plutino.  Eleos is a small planet that orbits the sun every 247 Years.  The symbol is similar to Pluto but it is a complete sphere or disc.  Eleos was the Goddess of Pity, Mercy, and Compassion.

Symbol for 2013 FY27

Eupheme is another planet that is standing at Semi-Dwarf Planet Status.  Rotates around the sun at about 456 years. 

Symbol for 2002 MS4, 307261 Trans-Neptunian Object Homonoia

Since we have Eris making everything all bullocks, its time for a counterbalance.  Thus the "Dwarf Planet" 2002 MS4 is needed, aka Homonoia.  Homonoia is the natural balance to the pain in the arse of Eris.  This planet has a 271 Year rotation.  Since it's a part of Pluto's family it gets a modified Pluto symbol.  So if Eris is making you sweat, just look at the bright side of Homonoia, or rather Planet Harmony.

Astrological Symbol for 2007 OR10 or "Snow White" or 225088

Astrological Symbol for Quaoar

Astrological Symbol for Makemake

Astrological Symbol for Orcus and Pluto

These planets are in sync and like Yin and Yang.  In this case Pluto is Yang, while Orcus is Yin.  Which do you prefer?  Which would you rather be a pop star or a secret agent?  Guess which is symbolized by which.  Basically the planetary symbol of Orcus is reversed since it is on the opposite phase of Pluto, yet follows a similar orbit.

Super Spring Forward Day,Starting MAY 1, 2016

A member of Congress has just penned a bill to spring the clocks further an extra hour strating next year in 2016. Basically since days are longer, big business wants to make good use of the sunlight to increase business worker productivity. HR.2016l5G718 Spring into Action Bill has nearly unanimous support. This bill will ensure that workers get up one hour before it's daybreak. A bipartisan task force concluded that workers should be held to the standard that workers should be working from "dusk to dawn". Steve Graham, an expert on labor affairs, said, "workers should arrive at work while is still dark, since workers sleeping in while the sun is three hand lengths above the horizon is an abomination and leads to slacking and has negative effects on workplace morale. We need to maintain our first place ranking in the worker marketplace." If this bill passes all workers should be prepared to set their clocks further forward an extra hour on May 1st, then on the day after Labor Day will workers will be able too fall back one hour for regular daylight savings time.

Smunny Days

When the moon and sun shine together during the day. This leads to the term Smoon Shine, when both Sun and Moon shine on Earth.

Synchroference

Interference + Synchronicity = makes a new word. This happens when two or more things happen at the same time that blocks a due event. An example of this is when, the UPS man came into the store and asked if anything needed to be picked up, but at that moment the cashier said, "No, we don't". But the cashier was talking to a customer if they had a particular type of film. The UPS guy then ran out of the store since they are always inarush to meet their time quota. But before the cashier could turn to the UPS guy he was gone. Infact there was an important package to pick up. Just then, the store manager walks by and asked the cashier if the important package was picked up. But it wasn't so the red faced impatient over stressed manager wrote up the cashier and ducted her pay. So in this case, a synchroferant event took place when UPS guy accidentally heard a message that was not for him. If only the manager didn't take his smoking break, he would have been there to catch the speedy UPS man.

The Ceres Sand Dollar, Crater

Vesta may have a snowman, indicating a winter theme. But Ceres has an opposite summer themed landmark - the "Sand Dollar". This is a feature is on planet just beyond Mars, Ceres - the hidden planet.

MECHRAUNIK PROONUNSEEASHUN AND THE WEENGMAN

Just as the world has fallen inline with the Metric System, lets jump ahead of the sheep and start using Mechraunik Proonunseeashun and spelling guides to cut to the front.  All young ones want this to happen, only the wicked old weeds can not move.

NEKSIS 2121 added here:


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Who Was The First Female President?

Which US state was the first female American president born in? Answer Illinois via Janet Jagan who became the president 9th Guyana in 1997.