The Most Western State of the USA

Right now Alaska is the most Western State in the Union since 1959.

But before Alaska, Washington State held the most western point title of the USA, from 1889 until 1959.

Before Washington State, Oregon was the most west of the west from 1859 until 1889.

Before Oregon, California was the most westward state from 1850 until 1859.

Before California, Texas was the most western state.
Before Texas, Missouri was the most western state from 1821 until 1845.

Before Missouri, Louisiana was the the most western from 1812 until 1821.

Before Louisiana, Tennessee was the most westward state from 1796 until 1812.

Before Tennessee, Kentucky was the most western state from 1792 until 1796.

Before Kentucky, Georgia was the most westward state from 1788 until 1792.

Before Georgia, Pennsylvania was the most western state for less than month between December 12, 1787 until January 2, 1788.

Before Pennsylvania, Delaware was the most western state.

Most Eastern State in the Union

Right Now Maine is the most eastward state, since 1820.



But before Maine, Massachusetts was the most eastern state from 1788 until 1820.

Before Massachusetts, Connecticut was the most eastern state in the Union during the winter of 1788.

Before Connecticut, New Jersey was the most eastern state in America, on New Years Eve 1787 and for the first New Year's Day of 1788.

Before New Jersey, Pennsylvania was the most eastern state of the USA for a few days of December 1787.

Before Pennsylvania, Delaware the most eastern state during the Constitutional Era.

Most Northern State in the USA

Right now Alaska is the most Northern State in the Union, but before 1959 the most northern state was Minnesota.  For a sweet 101 years Minnesota was the most northerly state in the Union. 



Before Minnesota, Michigan was the most Northern State from 1837 until 1858.

Before Michigan, Maine was the most Northern State from 1820 until 1837. 

Before Maine, Massachusetts was the most Northern State from 1788 until 1820.

Before Massachusetts, Pennsylvania was the most Northern State in the Union from December 12, 1787 until February 6, 1788.

Before Pennsylvania, Delaware was the most Northern State in the Union.

The most Southern State in America

Right now Hawaii is the most Southern State of the USA.


Before Hawaii, Florida was the most Southern State from 1845 until 1959. 

Before Florida, Louisiana was the most Southern State in America from 1812 until 1845. 

Before Louisiana, Georgia was the most Southern State in the Union from 1788 until 1812. 

Before Georgia, Delaware was the most Southern State in the Union from 1787 until 1788. 

Suffice it to say no Yankee State was ever Queen of the South, and Hawaii don't count. 

What is the smallest state in the United States of America?

Right now Rhode Island gets the Weeman title, but it always wasn't that way.  Before Rhode Island joined the union - Delaware was the smallest state in the union from December 12, 1787 until May 29, 1790. 


But as soon as Washington DC become a full time state, Rhode Island will loose her title as the smallest. 

The Largest, Biggest State in the United States of America?

It depends!  Right now in 2013 Alaska by far it the largest.  But long ago, Texas was once the largest.....so

Alaska is the now the officially largest state but before the Klondike King, Texas was the largest.  Before Texas, Missouri was the biggest. Before Missouri, Virginia was the largest.  Before Virginia, Georgia was the biggest.  Before Georgia, Pennsylvania was the largest state in USA.  And by default, before Pennsylvania, Delaware was the biggest state in America from December 7, 1787 until December 12, 1787. 

It's kinda' not fair since for five days Delaware held all of the titles: the smallest, largest, tallest, lowest, coldest, hottest, smartest, friendliest, most populated, most north-south-east-west, etc...you name it Delaware has been there and done that. 

Purple Moon - Defined

A Purple Moon occurs when a New Moon falls at least some 21 days before the Northern Winter Solstice.  It is similar to Violet Moon, in such that it is moon that falls on the cusps between the New Years.

Nobody can give a perfect distinction between Violet and Purple but they are similar in this case they both relate to the Moon of Last Year that has hung on to the new year.

Basically when the New Year comes, we are celebrating a lap around the sun.  But you gotta' remember that the moon of the new New Year was most likely created last year so, at least at night, when the sun is hiding, the Old Moon from 'Last Year' is still shining on. 
 

Violet Moon - Defined

A Violet Moon occurs when a New Moon falls in between the Winter Solstice  and New Years Eve.  To be precise the New Moon can appear on the Winter Solstice and on New Years Eve Eve.  Yeah, that's right, that is not a typo.  The New Moon must fall on the day before New Years eve, or rather the night before New Year's Eve.

In case you forgot  a New Moon is not visibly lit by the Sun...aka when the Moon is Black.  A New Moon is the opposite of a Full Moon.  So why don't they just call it an Empty Moon instead of a New Moon?

Furthermore what about an Old Moon?  Since Old is the opposite of New!   You'd think some people would call a Full Moon an Old Moon?

This is why people get that concept mixed up - it does not flow with the natural thought of balance to opposites.  Leading to people not caring about the cycles of the moon.  The vocabulary is all funked up.

In the end, when Santa is puttin' presents under the tree and there is no moon light to help him out, we are going to have a Violet Moon.  And if its a Full Moon when Santa is out, we have a Purple Moon.  

A LOGICAL ANALOGY WOULD BE

EMPTY MOON - is to --- FULL MOON.........AS..........NEW MOON ---is to ---- OLD MOON

A Green Moon - Defined

Have you heard of Blue Moon!  I has nothing to do with the moon being the colour blue.  Rather it deals with some cosmological counting of months and cycles of the moon.  But I heard in the near future people actually paint the moon blue with lasers and a neat light show when it does happen. 

But what about a Green Moon?  In this case a Green Moon is when there is a New Moon (when the moon goes 'unlit' by the sun) and it happens to fall on New Years Eve.  Thus the first Day of the New Year is synchronized to the first really new new years moon of January 1.  Thus that moon is Green Moon.

South Asia is shaped like a bat - the flying fox or giant fruit eating bat

When you include India, Nepal, Butan, and Bangladesh is makes out the image of a bat with its wings spread out. Coincidentally India is home to one of the largest bat vegetarians - the flying fox bats.  The head is facing Pakistan and its wing is spread out as if on a side profile shot.

Jazzilate

A literary device -To improvised spelling. A technique used in slang and by marketing ads on Madison Ave. Example- shoppertunity.

NEW WORD: Enterypo

ENTERYPO

Definition: when you accidentally hit the wrong key or click the wrong key.  It is based on the word for typo.  Example: I was trying to type on my lap top but the stupid scratch pad, which dosen't have and option to turn off, made the mouse jump on the screen and input the wrong data cause me to have an enterypo. 

31 Degrees North is the Southern Belle Line

Because its where Alabama and Mississippi combined together looks like a bell.   Thus you have to be pierced by 31st North to qualify to be a Southern Belle. This includes: Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, and Texas.

The Lion and Lamb - Syria and Irag Look like a Lion and Lamb!

Syria Looks Like the Head of a Lamb

The profile from a side. It is looking downwards and the pointy end is the ear.

The Harmony Principal

The living like property of matter to organize into a harmonious order. 

Loading-Tweek

When a computer jumps around on the internet when a page is being loaded.  Often times leading to a wrong click or goofy re-load.  They were quite common in the early 1990s and now in the 2010s with all the spy-ware data collection its happening a lot more.

Plasma

Books keep the descriptions way too dense and wholly all in part. Electro Plasma - plans with free electrons. Ionic Plasma with ions as the dominant charge.

An alternate name for Easter Island

Passover Island, thus you can also call Christmas Island Channukah Island.

Molillian

One molillian is ten to 23rd power.

Zillion Defined

Ten to the 36th power is a zillion.

77 Degrees West is the Belly Button Merdian of the Earth

Why? Because it is at the highest point of the Equator. Thus is should also be the "True Alpha Prime Meridan of Earth". The Belly Button Meridian passes through several countries: in the United States is passes through North Carolina, Virgina, Maryland, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New York State and through the capital - Washington DC. This makes the USA a natural leading prime like meridian capital city of Earth. The Alpha Prime Meridian also passes through Canada, Bahamas, Cuba, Jamaica, Columbia, Peru, and Equatorland...oops I mean Ecuador. So did George W. Know that? Maybe it is dumb luck or perhaps graceful providence?

Cayambe is the Belly Button of the Earth

Cayambe in Ecuador is the only snow capped mountain-volcano along the Equator. Since it is the highest point on earth that is centered on the Equator, it deserves the title as Belly Button of the Earth. Since it is a volcano instead of regular peak like Mt Everest, Earth has an 'inny' belly button. However in second place, for the Belly Button of the Old World, is Mount Kenya and it is an 'outie' Belly Button.

The Temperate Circle of Lupus

The 45th parallel South, which is on the four seasons line.

The Temperate Circle of Lynx

The latitude of 45 degrees North, named after the constellation of Lynx.

The Patriot Chip

Basically a smart phone computer inserted under the skin with a biogenic interface as to maintain freedom.

Sun Smile - new word!

Every once and a while when the sun is high in the sky as a yellow fellow, and the clouds are not too thick nor too thin and you can look directly into the sun with out harm or damage to the eye. Too thick a cloud makes the sun invisible, while too thin and your eyes hurt!

The Shroud of Sadness and Darkness...

...has allowed me to see the sparkle of light.

In the abysmal well of melancholy, I was forced to look up unto the dark night of heaven and notice the sparkle of stars far far away. 

And now I swim with a constellation of comrades who bring light in the dark depths of night.

Ggt

Mad dog dog dog Dish cat cat cat

or

Crazy nice to meet you Christopher
Plate I need help

Big Bot Is WATCHING YOU! - Parody of Bender with Big Brother

A parody on George Orwell's 1984.  In this case the 21st century is being ruled by the computer/robot.  And all the younger generations can not live with out their electronic dog collars. Here the face has been replaced with Bender from Futurama.  He is the ultimate wise cracking robot who is well aware that humans need to be put in their place.

The verdict is in, humans prefer robot-computer contact that real people to people contact.  The youngins love their hand held microchips.  Forcing them to implanting chimps under the skin should be no problem within the next 20 years.

Hello 2084! 

Big Bot is reading your texts, twitter messages, comments, blog posts, emails, uploads, downloads, phone calls, instagrams, myspace page, facebook posts, everything. 

Planetary Ruler for Sextant the Star Compass - Halley's Comet

For one day during the rule of Leo - Sextans the Star Compass overtakes Leo, thus it deserves a planetary ruler - Halley's Comet is its 'planetary' ruler.

The Planetary Ruler for Ophiuchus - Hygiea 10

Ophiuchus has a natural 'planetary' body that it should be assigned to - Hygiea 10.  Hygiea is in the asteroid belt and considered by most to be an asteroid.

Planetary Sign for Orion - Pallas 2

The Sign of Orion's planetary ruler is Dwarf Planet-Asteroid Pallas 2.

Planetary Ruler for Cetus - Chiron

For a short moment Cetus takes over for a nearly a day during the time of Pisces, thus it gets a planetary ruler - Chrion.

The New Planetary Ruler for Libra - Vesta

The Dwarf Planet Vesta makes perfect sense to becoming the new planetary ruler for Libra, since Venus is already taken up by Taurus.

The New Age Planetary Ruler for Virgo - Ceres

The new age planetary ruler for Virgo is the Dwarf Planet Ceres.  Since each sign of the Zodiac should get its own ruling heavenly body.  Thus only Gemini remains with Mercury and dose not have to share with Virgo anymore. 

Terravian - new class of organisms

An organism that lives both in the air and on the earth.

Triphibious - a new class of species

Organisms that naturally lives on earth, water, and air. The best known triphibious organism is the duck. Another most disliked triphibious animal is the mosquito.

Amphavian - a new class of species

An organism that live both or part of its life in the element of water and air. Examples include the whale, dolphin and flying fish.

Synchronicity - translated for all languages

How strange! Yesterday while waiting in line to buy a gift for a college roommate reunion, a book about South American Tree Frogs fell on my head and broke my sunglasses.  And in today's newspaper there is an article about the one roommate we didn't invite.  And he has just led an expedition to South America to collect tree frog poison - because it can cure skin cancer? And he is wearing sunglasses that look like the ones that broke yesterday by accident!  And I was just diagnosed with a mild form of skin cancer.

Izylislind - New Geographic Term

An island on and island on an island.

Isliglit - New geographic term

An island in a body of water that is on another island. Basically an inner island on an island.

Super-Duper Lake

A lake an island that is in a lake on another island in a very large lake. Example when rains on Treasure Island in lake Mindemoya a small temporary super-duper lake forms in the middle of the island.

Super-Lake

A lake within a lake. Example Siskiwit Lake and Lake Mindemoya are super-lakes.

What do you call a snowy day in spring?

SWINTER!! And a warm 70degree day in winter is called Wispring.

3:33pm or 3:33am is the Ohm Meditative Minute

Because it looks like an ohm.

Counter Cat Scratch

When people go to the opposite pinky of view foe the sake of arguing. They may agree but would rather make the other person look dumb or stupid.

A new class of quadrilaterals - The Pathapazoids

Whole number ratio four sided objects that are made up of 2 right triangles. Just as the square and rhombus are a class of objects with a fixed ratio of perimeters, pathapazoids are whole numbered ratio quadrilaterals.

Hispaniola looks like a Hermit Crab with a Shell or Conch

The Caribbean Sea Dragon of the Lesser Antilles

Did you ever notice that some of the Caribbean islands look like animals or at least in this case like a fanciful sea dragon? Guadeloupe is the head and Grenada is the tail.

South Asia - India Nepal Bangladesh looks like a bat

Did you ever notice that the sub continent of India looks like a bat? Looks like a bat the side profile. Head is facing west toward Pakistan.

Nermal

Almost normal - new word - NERMAL

Row row row your boat like Greeks

Because if you pee in it like Romans, you'll sink the boat.

Phillps Head simplified

Plus or minus! Human nature likes to complicate or code information like a snob. If you refer to this type of lingo you'll never get confused.

Where are the Apples at Applebee's?

Sliced apples with honey? Free sweet apples with cinnamon? Why doesn't Applebee's run on the healthy apple theme? Duh....

Hispanic Decoded

What is Hispanic?  Why are labels so hard to place on 'Latinos?'

Answer: The elements of a persons ethnic egoic identity are tied four elements which are distinct but hard to articulate because people can get touchy.  There are four main points to the 'ethnic-ego' that people can have pride in. 

Element 1(WATER): Native Natural Language spoken when relaxed and when dreaming
Element 2(AIR): Religion
Element 3(EARTH): Ethnic-DNA blood line
Element 4(FIRE): Nationality-Citizenship

Think of it like this --- people who speak English are "Anglito."  Thus most Canadaians, Americans, and Texans, Aussies and Scottish are Anglito.  But Aussies and Americans come in a variety of colours. President Obama is Anglito yet his blood ethnic is mixed African and European heritages. 

South America is mostly Latino but North America is mostly Anglito.  Brazil is Porgito as they are in Mozambique and East Timor.

People in Quebec are thus Frangito as they are in New Caledonia and much of West Africa.
 

Find a Penny?

Pick it up and you'll have good luck. If it's down do not frown, your luck will surely turn around!

The Canadian Clock Orientation

The Canadian Big Mac

Wryong

When you are both right and wrong.

The Pathapazoid

The special trapezoid with four sides of a ratio of 13-12-4-3 or 13-12-3-4. Its name derives from the Pythagoras theorem fused to trapezoid.

Remember that a square is a four sided shape with matching ratios meeting at a perpendicular side.  Otherwise would be a rhombus.

But a "Pathapazoid" can be divided into two whole numbered ratio triangles of 3-4-5 and 5-12-13.  The key ratio or rather magic number is 5.

From a one dimensional point of view there are four kinds of Pathapazoids.

The Pathapazoid was named, created, or revealed to mankind at Holicong, Bucks County.  

The magic quadrilaterals with a ratio of 13-12-3-4 or 13-12-4-3 or 12-13-4-3 or 12-13-3-4.

The SHYPAWTNOOSE

This is a dividing line of the special 13-12-3-4 sided trapezoid that is both a hypotenuse and the short side of the other real number ratio trapezoid.

May 12, 2013 - Dooms Day for Math

Like the right triangle of perfect harmony of 5-12-13 the world of math will be undone or rather expand to new dimensions and realities on May 5, 2013. Hey math teachers make sure your students memorize the 5-12-13 triangle on 5/12/13.

The Mayans were right, Dooms Day did indeed come on December 21, 2012

Dooms day came and went.  However it only ended for 3 seconds and the universe was rebooted or recreated three seconds after it was destroyed.  The only difference now is that there is a today, tomorrow, yesterday and now a tomaryea.  Only advanced minds can enjoy tommaryea. 

I'll see you advanced spirits not tomorrow or today but rather on tommaryea.

The line between living and non-living is artificial

The high priests and priests of earth dictate to our children what is living and not. It is only a model of life. They must understand that there the lines are only points of awareness. Everything is alive and a part of any one body from the atom to mitochondria to cell or star.

2013 is the year of the 21st centuries Barmitzvah